Karelia. Jokes
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The Kindasian priest Martyn had a cow. One day, she ruined a man's bread skirt. He saw it, went to the floor. He says, “If I tell you the truth, he probably won’t pay.” I'll tell him the opposite.
He came and said, My cow ruined your skirt. What do we do? Pop Martyn took out the Bible, glanced, looked, answered: The Bible says you pay two for one sheaf. Let's go in the field. The man said, Listen, Father, I was wrong. It was your cow that ruined my skirt. Martyn stopped, looked through the Bible, said: The Bible says that the skirt should be fenced.
And left. And the man remained standing, scratching behind his ear, quacking and saying: "The priest had a cow, she was very healthy on her horns." Skirda with bread, even though I did not know the Bible. Everything is said, everything is said ahead. You just have to be able to see between the lines where the truth is, where the lie is, where you take it, and where you put it. However, what to say there, it is necessary to build a skirt, immediately fence, and then ask...
A Canadian tourist was admitted to a Karelian village for the summer. They lived with one of the most wealthy owners. A week later, he asks, "Would I like to know why this old boar keeps trying to get into my room?" Did he love me? No, he just lives in it in the winter.
“Once upon a time there lived in the village of Kindasovo peasants, the Kindasovites, therefore. They lived gloriously, they did all the work, but only here's the trouble - no one really knew what work they should take, when to finish. And to the next village, to the yarn, from them twelve versts. From time to time, they run to the Buckle to find out what they are doing. But they were tired of this running, decided one daredevil to climb a tall spruce, to see what they are doing in the Kryazha, what work they are doing.
The brave man climbed up, from below he was asked: "Do I see the Hide?" "I can see it, but I can't see what they're doing." What about here? The Kindasovites invented to make wings from birch bark, tied the daredevil to his hands, he waved his wings and flew, only not up, but down. I kicked on the stump, and my teeth knocked out, I can't close my mouth.
The peasants look at him, are surprised: "Look, cunning man, he found out what is being done in the yarn and smiles, but he does not want to tell us." They're in his ear, in another way, why doesn't he say why he's silent? A man was barely alive after such a flight, and he never said what he saw in the Kryazha. (old Karelian joke)
Raaime, are you married?
- No, I'm married to her.
- But the tippy on the paalza kaalzo!
Oh! Already married!
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A German, a Frenchman and a Finn are sitting in the trench. They see an elephant coming. The German thinks: Here is an elephant, such a big animal, it would be better to adapt it to military affairs. The Frenchman thinks, Here is an elephant, such a big animal, and I wonder how elephants deal with love. Finn thinks, Here's an elephant, such a big animal, I wonder what elephants think of Finns.