Decree of Peter the First on Assemblies

Before appearing in the crowd, the guest should be: the wash is diligently not sparing water, without passing other places. After sprinkling with flower water, so that the ladies do not turn away from the stench of horse and powder; a bristle with care, so that the tenderness of the ladies’ bristles does not cause nasty damage; a half-hungry man and a very small drunken man. Before that, drink no fusel potion and eat food without garlic, onion and friend what a nasty exhalation.

Blessed with greatness, but without too much, except for the pretty ones. The latter is allowed to moderately make up their image seductively decorate. Particularly grace, fun and kindness from rude cavaliers are distinctive to be.
In the illuminated hall, having arisen suddenly - do not fall in spirit, do not blow your body, on the contrary, round your hands and do not hesitate to boil the guest with zeal.

Visiting, familiarize yourself with the disposition of the house in advance, on a light head. Particularly note the location of the closets. Information in the part of the mind to put aside, which is less liable to blame than others. In a hurry, do not confuse our closet with the ladies'.

Foods to use moderately, so that the belly heavy obstacles to dancing do not fix. Drink plenty of potion as long as your feet hold. Cadas will refuse to drink while sitting. Save the main forces to the end, for, having taken on a stick, you can not moisten and not reach the wards. He does not want to be thirsty, even if he asks. The choking glory! For this death in Russia from ancient times is honorable. If you do not know how to drink, then entrust supervision to your spouse, or whatever you have, he has a guard of the pain of the state vigil.

If you smell your wife's zeal, pretend to be drunk and look. If you see that she's giving you a political promotion, just be patient. Well, if she's uselessly fornicating, you'll punch both faces if you can manage. A maid of loopi is not fierce - it's good for a job. After drinking and feeling trouble, quickly march to the closet. On the way, use all your strength to restrain the belly that betrayed you. Drink them carefully, so that they do not get damaged and do not interfere with others. Stack separately, observing the floor, otherwise, when you wake up, you will not turn around. You can't bring him down so he doesn't drown, even if he asks. If you are without a wife, please God! Look at the charms of ladies not with open greed, but covertly - they notice this, too, do not be so mad. That's the way you respect them, and you're not known for brazenness. Before you touch, look around: is there no husband or keeper of her, otherwise you will wear the seal of your embarrassment on your face for a week.

Without singing there is no fun in Russia. When you enter, listen to your neighbor – yelling alone, you are like a donkey of Valaam. On the contrary, musicality and sweet voice earn many honors of guests and ladies' grace. Remember: the heart of a woman to music and singing is malleable and softens during them. Don't miss the moment to storm!
If you want to indulge in tobacco, go out to the yard, and do not spoil the smell of a nasty spirit in the hall. Seeing at the assembly a noble person, and at least a king, do not fall in spirit, do not scatter your mouth, but do not lean out - you can hardly serve, and annoy a drunken man three times more than the usual ability.

Going, check your pockets: maybe the master’s office fell down by accident, because other especially zealous lackeys can and dump in the front at the instigation of the master!